Slovné hračky v angličtine
Slovné hračky v angličtine
Riddles and jokes based on the nonsense pun.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 1
Waiter,
what soup is this?
It´s bean soup, sir.
I don´t care what it was. I want to know what it is now.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 2
Waiter, what´s wrong with these eggs?
I don´t know, sir. I only laid the table.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 3
Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
No, sir, round.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 4
Waiter, what´s this fly doing in my
soup?
The breaststroke, I think, sir.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 5
Doctor, will you help me out?
Certainly, which way
did you come in?
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 6
Teacher: I wish you´d pay a little attention.
Pupil: I´m paying as little
as I can.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 7
Waht do you call an Arabian dairy farmer?
A milk sheik.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 8
What sort of robbery is the easiest?
A safe robbery.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 9
What´s the
best system of book-keeping?
Never lend them.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 10
Which is the fastest, heat or cold?
Heat,
because you can catch cold.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 11
A barrel of beer fell on a man. Why wasn´t he hurt?
It was light
ale.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 12
What did the barman say when the ghost asked for a drink?
Sorry, we don´t serve
spirits.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 13
Why are policemen strong?
Because they can hold up traffic.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 14
Which driver never commits a traffic offence?
A screwdriver.
Slovná hračka v angličtine č. 15
What
do you call a bull asleep on the ground?
A bulldozer.